[FRIAM] android is fucking spamy with "important" notifications

[Gillian Densmore]

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OmFG! It feels like every god damn app or youtube video,  alarms, car,
dogs, southerbell, beelzabub sneese, dog farts on the moon, elon musks new
troll,  or if the rock itchies his ******** . If anything happens other
than what I need (like working). my phone lets me know.
"OMG!!! UFC FIGHTER DOGFART HATES BURGERS"
"you've been having insomnia, and liked this whitenoise sound? that channel
uploaded a video"
"this other guy farted heres a video"
"everyone thinks biden is an idiot"
"your opinion matters click here for more"
"this guys head is sidewise"
"you watched a tutorial on fixing a shelf, here's more of the same"
"Hurican yourdickpitas just told florence floorsmell to get rekt"
"MOLES ARE IMPORTANT FOR SCIENCE!!! sometime in the year 20billion we  *might
*know how to mind control them!!"

like jesus fucked christ! android, google, what ever chill the fuck out!
and worse? If I want to do basic shit like, ya know call or connect to
bluetooth? a fucking nightmare.
Anyone know an app or something so my phone isn't like a spaztic kitten,
and spamming the fuck out of me with notifications?
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