[FRIAM] the man with the Golden Gut biome

[steve smith]

REC sed:
>
> Intuition, hah.  I thought of starting a scam to sell "Golden Gut" 
> pills to those who could be persuaded that fecal transplants from 
> Donald Trump's colon would be beneficial to their gut decision making.
>
> Hunnoz?  Maybe I should peddle the idea to Trump.
>
So many potential spoof DJT products, so little time!

I'm thinking the "re-useable applicator" might have a TrumpFont T-shaped 
profile?  I think there is a US factory in Oxnard that already has the 
perfect injection molding-setup for that.   Though the recent ICE raids 
have them needing to restaff?

I've also wanted to CAD up a model of a Trump T "badge" with a hollow 
Tesla T suitable for placing over the original one on a Tesla?  maybe 
magnetic... upgrad your Tesla to a TrumpTesla, guaranteed to double the 
ire of your liberal friends.

I just heard "insta-pot" is putting out a MAGA model?  Most of my 
liberal friends (of a certain age) live by their InstaPots and are very 
conflicted, in fact one is due to bring his signature "Dahl" soup on 
Sunday and is flustered about how else he could possibly make it, but 
has decided HIS instapot is "grandfathered in" like the Tesla bumper 
sticker that reads "I bought it before he lost his mind!"

The possibilities for spoof DJT phone cases are endless...



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