[FRIAM] Rocky Mountain Tumwater (oysters?)

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Excellent ideas. But I couldn't even bring myself to flip off the cybertruck driver the other day. I suppose I've fully matured out of my road rage days. So purposeful vandalism might be beyond me at this point. (Of course, I'm fully on the rhetorical side of the vandals, though ... assuming their targets are ethical ... i.e. small businesses: no, their landlords: yes, banks: yes, credit unions: no, etc.)

It's similar to Trump&Vance's bullying of Zelenskyy. No good really comes from literal vandalism. It's temporary self-indulgence. Figurative vandalism is much more effective. E.g. commenting on the predictive inferences one might make based on the size or type of some rando's vehicle ... like Subarus and leftists, liberals, and lesbians ... or the inverse relationship between one's vehicle and penis sizes.

And since we have the universe at our fingertips, I assume you know "tumwater" means "waterfall" ... or at least according to this site: https://www.ci.tumwater.wa.us/visitors/our-history But we may as well log it here, anyway.

Re: Coors - to be honest, it's the best of the macros. I tend to stick to Ranier or PBR when I hang out with hipsters. But Coors (not Light) is actually better. But I haven't consumed it in at least 5 years. Your comment about the refineries for macros is spot-on. They *are* refineries, which is why their product isn't actually beer. Beer is *alive*, not pasteurized and filtered (dead) to export to the other side of the planet or sit on the shelf (warm, even) for 10 years. Brewer's yeast is nutrient dense. If your beverage doesn't have yeast in it, you're missing out.

My doctor just this morning told me there's no health benefit to beer. He's wrong in 2 ways: 1. Those of us with social disorders need something ... kava, SSRIs, etc. in order to lead a healthy life. And 2. real beer has dormant yeast in it. But I'd already told him I prolly wouldn't take a cholesterol pill or statin even if he recommended it. So I didn't argue about the beer. 8^(

On 3/13/25 9:19 AM, steve smith wrote:
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>> Ha! Yeah, an anarchist wrap on a vehicle would be the ultimate irony, especially if the vehicle were new ... and not yet paid off.
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> My fantasy is an Anarchist and/or a Swastika stencil kit with an aerosol or better spray-bottle of slow-acting stainless steel corrosive to be applied opportunistically to CyberTrucks (aka WankPanzers).  Playing on Irony, rather than adding corrosives, perhaps simply applying strong wax/polymer solvents selectively to allow the natural elements to do their work while the larger area remains "protected"?   Like sunburn stencils.  Saltwater and road-salt environments seem like good locales for such...  The Swastika and Anarchist's A both share the quality of being recognized even when created by the sloppiest gesture?
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> Did you ever see any of the time-delay moss-paint graffiti emerge in the wet-season on concrete structures when you lived in Portland?  Same Idea.
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> Another direct-public-action (less destructive) thing I heard of and looked up for this occasion:
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> https://www.dailydot.com/culture/cybertruck-hunters-projections/
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> Liberal activists being as mild as they often are:  A Taos group asked Nambe Pueblo Governor "permission" to hold a protest at the Tesla "showroom" in Pojoaque and decided not to do so when the governor refused permission.   There is a small block of CyberTrucks on the front-line there, if they faced away from the frontage road, they would be excellent "projection screens".
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>> Smuggling Coors is exactly analogous to smuggling fentanyl. That stuff ain't beer.
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>     What?  No "Rocky Mountain Tumwater"?   What is Tumwater, sounds vile?   Best served with "Rocky Mountain Oysters"? I still remember the first time I drove past the Coors Golden plant... looks like a refinery?
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>     I would say in defense of Fentanyl, at least it is strong enough to get things stirring... who even thought up the idea of "Coors Light"?  Redundant term?
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> </end BeerAndOysterSnobbery>
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