[FRIAM] android is fucking spamy with "important" notifications

[Gillian Densmore]

All of that!.
Alas rooting is a bit more complicated these days :( . From what I
understand google choinks the system up into partition rather than folders
and directories.  plus expense!
Hmmm oh yeah! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CyanogenMod I derped out that
was where it came from.

On Tue, Dec 14, 2021 at 9:42 AM uǝlƃ ☤>$ <gepropella at gmail.com> wrote:

> Ugh. I sympathize. No answers, here. But I'll kvetch with you. For awhile,
> I just turned them all off. Even my clients have to *wait* until I'm ready
> to look at their messages. I'm too old to be "on call".
>
> But recently, I've been trying to coerce Pandora to use it's erstwhile
> "music genome" to find, ya know, actual similar music ... as opposed to the
> stupid garbage other people Thumbs Up. My Nick Shoulders <
> https://www.nickshouldersokaycrawdad.com/> station is absolute crap.
> Obviously, Pandora can't detect good yodeling and whistling ... all I get
> are stupid steel guitar crooners with poser southern accents and Dolly
> Parton. [pfft] But, in that attempt, I turned notifications back on for
> Pandora and now the damned light stays on like all the damned time. And you
> can't even swipe the thing away. I have to go into settings and force stop
> the app ... which I happily do because `kill -9` is a fundamental human
> right.
>
> Back when Lineage OS was ... oh, hell, what was it called? ... whatever
> ... it was easy to customize the notification light. I'm "this close" to
> rooting the damned phone again and loading a custom rom.
>
>
> On 12/14/21 8:29 AM, Gillian Densmore wrote:
> >
> ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,skdsfsaaghjghshgdshfsadhdsfhsdhhsd
> > OmFG! It feels like every god damn app or youtube video,  alarms, car,
> dogs, southerbell, beelzabub sneese, dog farts on the moon, elon musks new
> troll,  or if the rock itchies his ******** . If anything happens other
> than what I need (like working). my phone lets me know.
> > "OMG!!! UFC FIGHTER DOGFART HATES BURGERS"
> > "you've been having insomnia, and liked this whitenoise sound? that
> channel uploaded a video"
> > "this other guy farted heres a video"
> > "everyone thinks biden is an idiot"
> > "your opinion matters click here for more"
> > "this guys head is sidewise"
> > "you watched a tutorial on fixing a shelf, here's more of the same"
> > "Hurican yourdickpitas just told florence floorsmell to get rekt"
> > "MOLES ARE IMPORTANT FOR SCIENCE!!! sometime in the year 20billion we
> /might  /know how to mind control them!!"
> >
> > like jesus fucked christ! android, google, what ever chill the fuck out!
> and worse? If I want to do basic shit like, ya know call or connect to
> bluetooth? a fucking nightmare.
> > Anyone know an app or something so my phone isn't like a spaztic kitten,
> and spamming the fuck out of me with notifications?
> >
>
>
> --
> "Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie."
> ☤>$ uǝlƃ
>
>
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